I want to be someone’s favorite person to talk to.

(Source: via-slimshady, via gnarly)

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fuckoffcats:

there are mean parents and then there are parents who switch off the wifi at night 

(Source: strocka, via guy)

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wurnbo:

did i allow u to have fun without me

(via pizza)

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kimpissible:

In english, we say “shut the fuck up” but in spanish they say “cierra la boca puta” which translates to shut your bitch mouth and i think thats beautiful

(via popularboyfriend)

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